Greeting and Salutations!
This blog will not teach you how to get unfacebooked. It will teach you nothing at at all. So why did I say "Get Unfacebooked"?!
Buy some condoms that will increase the duration of your orgasm!
Buy some "Likes" for your Facebook page that nobody will "like" anyway!
Buy your girlfried some lingerie that will not make her look like a supermodel - but will sure drain your wallet! So you will look like this guy:
And so much more! You gotta buy all of it! You gotta be cool! You gotta use Facebook! You gotta click on all of its ads! Wooohoo!
And don't forget to marry them too, even if you're a straight man:
Money! Money! Money!
Did the author of this post went nuts? You Bet.
P.S. if you really wanna get unfacebooked, go get a real life and stop reading stupid blogs like this one. As a matter of fact, don't read any blogs at all. Read fucking books man! Gotta download them for free from Gutenberg Project. Yes, man. Why the heck do you need to pay for inferior books when you can get better ones for free?!
You hate me, huh? You don't wanna read. You wanna see the headlines and preferably not even on Twitter - where you have to read them - but on Pinterest, where you can see them as photos, right? Ha-ha! Ha-ha! The coming is coming to an end! It's ending! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! I'm gonna spam you! So waste some more of your time and Follow Me on Twitter!
This blog will not teach you how to get unfacebooked. It will teach you nothing at at all. So why did I say "Get Unfacebooked"?!
Buy some condoms that will increase the duration of your orgasm!
Buy some "Likes" for your Facebook page that nobody will "like" anyway!
Buy your girlfried some lingerie that will not make her look like a supermodel - but will sure drain your wallet! So you will look like this guy:
And so much more! You gotta buy all of it! You gotta be cool! You gotta use Facebook! You gotta click on all of its ads! Wooohoo!
Gotta make the rich guys richer! The world was created for Mark Zuckerberg and his buddies!
And don't forget to marry them too, even if you're a straight man:
Money! Money! Money!
Did the author of this post went nuts? You Bet.
P.S. if you really wanna get unfacebooked, go get a real life and stop reading stupid blogs like this one. As a matter of fact, don't read any blogs at all. Read fucking books man! Gotta download them for free from Gutenberg Project. Yes, man. Why the heck do you need to pay for inferior books when you can get better ones for free?!
You hate me, huh? You don't wanna read. You wanna see the headlines and preferably not even on Twitter - where you have to read them - but on Pinterest, where you can see them as photos, right? Ha-ha! Ha-ha! The coming is coming to an end! It's ending! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! I'm gonna spam you! So waste some more of your time and Follow Me on Twitter!
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